"I've told you before, you need to get eyeglasses! Your sight can't be trusted anymore!" exclaimed Wanda.
"Naah! It's just a waste of good money, my eyes are fine," replied George to his nagging wife.
"Fine?! You call kissing the dog and putting me on a leash fine?! Your eyes really has a big problem I tell you!" Wanda continued nagging.
"Okay, tell me then, How You Can Start Spending Smart with a lousy eyeglass. Tell me"
"Well," replied his wife, "there's this $ 8 Rx eyeglasses I've seen on the web from Zenni Optical."
"Yes, and they're so fashionable even! Here are My favorite high fashion eyeglasses from the site. I even printed them so you can choose the design."
(Showed him the pictures)
"Hmm... they're not bad looking"
"So... you're going to get a pair of eyeglasses now?"
"Sure... but you have to admit... the leash looks good on you," (chuckles)
"Oh! cut that out!"